Reading The Mortal Instruments

• random family member or friend: *sees me reading and stops* ooh what's that? what's it about?
• what I want to say: ITS ABOUT A RACE OF DEMON HUNTERS CALLED SHADOWHUNTERS AND THERE ARE ANGELS AND VAMPIRES AND FAERIES AND WARLOCKS AND THEY ARE CALLED DOWNWORLDERS AND MAGNUS OMG MAGNUS THE CREYS AND THERES THIS GIRL CLARY WHO KICKS ASS AND TAKES SHIT FROM NO ONE AND IS LIKE THIS ANGEL CHILD AND JACE IS ONE TOO AND HE IS A LIFE RUINER CAUSE HE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AND THEIR LOVE STORY WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND SIMON IS JUST A SASSY HOT PIECE OF HEAVEN AND THE LIGHTWOODS ARE JUST AMAZING AND ITS A SERIES THAT SHOWS YOU THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE AGAINST YOU AND HOW YOU CAN STILL FIND LIGHT IN THE DARKEST OF PLACES AND HOW LOVE AND FAMILY CAN PREVAIL ALL AND HOW EVEN THE ORDINARY CAN BE FEARLESS AND EXTRAORDINARY OH MY GOD YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THESE BOOKS WILL KILL YOU
• what I actually say: oh...it's just about demon hunters hunting demons....
• random family member or friend: ...oh